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#121 Up ↑ /7 Down ↓ [Report ] 2007-01-14 23:01 GMT
< fibrosis> this thing using sets sounds annoying
< Antic-Hay> ura guay
< fibrosis> I'm hungary
< Antic-Hay> any leftover Turkey from Christmas?
<@Inky> It's a bit Chile in here
-!- eoinmcl changed the topic of #netsoc to: No
<@nosmo> I going to listen to gReek of Putrefaction when I go home tonight
< fibrosis> if Brazil was here he wouldn't mind ;_;
< Antic-Hay> Dunno, these puns will lead to a kick, and/orra ban.
<@eoinmcl> overreact++
< fibrosis> At least we don't have to do this assignment in Java
<@nosmo> This is's'pain
<@nosmo> Norway am I going to let this go on
< Antic-Hay> Want Tibet we're gonna run out soon?
< fibrosis> what if I gave you a bribe to Sweden the deal
<@Inky> Antic-Hay: Iran out earlier
< Antic-Hay> I'm in no Russia to accept any bribes :O
< fibrosis> Iraqd my brains but I can't seem to come up with any more
<@nosmo> Iraq my brains trying to think of another
<@nosmo> FUCK
< fibrosis> oan.
< fibrosis> Jamaican me uneasy with these puns. I Canada stop
< Antic-Hay> Anyway, I had better Peru'se the notes for my film BC
< fibrosis> you little shit
< fibrosis> I was about to use that
<@nosmo> If you steal my thoughts again I'll turn you into a Cuba meat
< Antic-Hay> :O
< Antic-Hay> You're anger makes me Zaire. (sigh here) :O
<@Inky> Lecture's over in a Qatar of an hour \o/
< fibrosis> nice
< Antic-Hay> Yemen, we'll be gone soon
<@nosmo> This should be a piece of United Arab Emirates
<@nosmo> oh.
< Antic-Hay> yeah
< fibrosis> wave Dubai to your brain cells
<@eoinmcl> you're all banned.
< Antic-Hay> I'm Syria's, we should stop
< fibrosis> yeah, Israeli hard to come up with new ones
< Antic-Hay> eoinmcl: Don't make me batter ya, I'll give you a China
<@nosmo> Yemen to say you're tired of this?
< Antic-Hay> 14:35 < Antic-Hay> Yemen, we'll be gone soon
< fibrosis> fail
<@Inky> He should have Czech'd the logs.
<@nosmo> I've Benin here too long.
< fibrosis> are you just inventing countries now
< Antic-Hay> I can't Kuwait for this to be finish.
< fibrosis> I mean we're having a Wales of a time but that's low
<@nosmo> I've chad enough of your guff
< Antic-Hay> Laos of yout aggro tbh.
< fibrosis> this is so Sicily
<@nosmo> You're stirring haiti in my soul
< fibrosis> hawaii desu desu
< fibrosis> fo, a state is a country
<@nosmo> I Ghana go on cap'n
< Antic-Hay> fibrosis: if so, iowa one for opening up new avenues of exploration
<@eoinmcl> !everyone is banned
< socbot> The operation succeeded.
<@Inky> There's Norfolk'n way we're banned.
< fibrosis> yeah, our Maine source has run dry
< couperc> oh dear no stop
-!- mode/#netsoc [+o couperc] by eoinmcl
-!- mode/#netsoc [-o couperc] by ChanServ
<@eoinmcl> ChanServ: cunt
-!- mode/#netsoc [+o couperc] by eoinmcl
-!- mode/#netsoc [-o couperc] by ChanServ
<@nosmo> Surpressing art like this
< fibrosis> I can't Munster the courage to go on
< Antic-Hay> no county puns
< Antic-Hay> it's been done before
<@nosmo> yeah, it's cheating
<@nosmo> too weak
< fibrosis> Oregonna what?
<@nosmo> no.
< Antic-Hay> http://www.netsoc.tcd.ie/~bbrazil/ircquotes/101
<@nosmo> That'd pathetic in comparison to the might of this session
< fibrosis> we're almost 20 minutes into this
<@nosmo> *That's
< fibrosis> my entire window is full now
< Antic-Hay> yeah
< Antic-Hay> totally
< fibrosis> I think we should move on, there's nothing left to Sealand here -
#160 Up ↑ /13 Down ↓ [Report ] 2007-02-27 12:48 GMT
-!- mode/#netsoc [+oooo pat sdss reil|away Inky] by eoinmcl
-!- mode/#netsoc [+oooo socbot KBKarma unit_01 kevinly_] by eoinmcl
-!- mode/#netsoc [+o-h+oo Morricone johnl johnl stroan] by eoinmcl
-!- mode/#netsoc [+o pmagrath] by eoinmcl
-!- mode/#netsoc [+oooo Antic-Hay snappieT Faero^ couperc] by eoinmcl
-!- mode/#netsoc [+oooo michael dalamar Bren Magical1] by eoinmcl
-!- mode/#netsoc [+oo kiffer hayzeus] by eoinmcl
<@couperc> muahahaha
-!- mode/#netsoc [-o couperc] by eoinmcl -
#141 Up ↑ /19 Down ↓ [Report ] 2007-02-19 00:32 GMT
<@eoinmcl> we should mention couperc in every line, so his entire screen goes yellow
<@Inky> eoinmcl: mention who? couperc?
<@eoinmcl> yeah, couperc
<@Inky> Oh right, couperc.
<@eoinmcl> so, i wonder how couperc feels about this.
<@Inky> I too wonder what couperc's opinion is
<@Inky> on the matter of couperc.
< Bren> don't be a sore loser Jeff :D
<@eoinmcl> Bren: you didnt say couperc
<@Inky> Bren: couperc was not said by you!
< rsynnott> eh?
< Bren> huh?
<@eoinmcl> rsynnott: Bren: <@eoinmcl> we should mention couperc in every line, so his entire screen goes yellow
< Bren> what? :S
<@eoinmcl> you guys are ruining the couperc thing
< Bren> couperc?
<@Inky> Yes, couperc.
<@eoinmcl> yeah, couperc
< rsynnott> ah
<@Inky> Don't forget about couperc
< rsynnott> I mean, why couperc?
<@Inky> Why not couperc?
<@eoinmcl> we likle winding up couperc
<@eoinmcl> also, couperc will be the most talked about banned gender in the irc stats
< couperc> banned gender?
<@eoinmcl> couperc: your gender is banned.
< couperc> then surely your gender would be abanned aswell
< couperc> banned*
< Bren> blah
< KBKarma> huh.
< KBKarma> I've got some return statements within an if loop.
<@eoinmcl> you giys already get tired of mentioning couperc in every line?
< KBKarma> They don't count as returns.
* rsynnott hisses
<@Inky> KBKarma: return "couperc";
<@eoinmcl> KBKarma: http://thc.org/root/phun/unmaintain.html
<@eoinmcl> couperc
< KBKarma> Inky: No, that would break Java.
<@Inky> KBKarma: I think it's okay to return in an if statement... couperc
< KBKarma> Inky: Tell my makeList method that, without showing it couperc.
<@Inky> KBKarma's makeList: Work, damn you! Or I'll unleash the couperc.
<@eoinmcl> KBKarma: couperc: The Nested Switch: (a switch within a switch) is the most difficult type of nesting for the human mind to unravel.
< KBKarma> Inky: Not the Couperc
< KBKarma> eoinmcl, couperc: so THAT'S why we use i, j and k in for loops!
* Inky doesn't want to imagine how dodgy a couperc switch within a switch would be
< sdss> wow...lots of couperc
<@Inky> sdss: it's a couperc bonanza!
<@eoinmcl> yeah, couperc is the talk of the town
<@eoinmcl> i mean to say couperc is the talk of the channell, of course.
< KBKarma> couperc is the cat's pyjamas, apparently.
< pat> sdss: aww, sucks. Luckily, the internets can be quite entertaining. couperc
< sdss> couperc is going to be annoyed, yes
< KBKarma> sdss, couperc: Can't blame me. I'm just perpetuating the hating.
<@Inky> h8 by proxy, you might say. couperc
< sdss> pat: nah i dont really ifnd the internet that entertaining, i dont like surfing it for hours to look up random stuff. i only look at links people send me for entertainment, im too lazy to search....couperc
< sdss> so where IS couperc?
<@Inky> sdss: I'm like that too, but rss feeds make it easy to find fun stuff! couperc
<@eoinmcl> probarly off doin' couperc stuff
< couperc> here
<@Inky> hi couperc
<@eoinmcl> couperc: there you are!
< sdss> ah couperc!
<@Inky> There is couperc
<@Inky> couperc is here.
<@eoinmcl> couperc is there
< sdss> woohoo we have a couperc
<@Inky> couperc is everywhere
< KBKarma> WARNING! COUPERC DETECTED! PREPARING TO FIRE
< pat> indeed couperc is here
<@nosmo> This conversation is very couperc
<@Inky> Is couperc here?
< KBKarma> You might say there's a little couperc in all of us.
<@eoinmcl> !couperc
< KBKarma> If we ate him.
< socbot> couperc is teh fail
<@Inky> KBKarma: I sense a lack of couperc in that last statement.
< sdss> haha...wait who controls socbot cause thats weird
<@Inky> eoinmcl did there. He typed !couperc
<@Inky> socbot needs more couperc
< sdss> yeah i missed it
< KBKarma> Inky: The couperc lack was offset by the amount of coupercs I've fitted into the couperc-filled sentence containing couperc.
< couperc> when did that get changed
<@eoinmcl> and when i typed !couperc, socbot
<@eoinmcl> gave a couperc factoid
<@eoinmcl> couperc: what did it use to say?
<@Inky> something about couperc
< KBKarma> Inky, couperc: How I return in if statement?
<@Inky> KBKarma: return "couperc";
<@eoinmcl> Inky: well, one would presume EVERYTHING is about couperc
<@Inky> eoinmcl: Oh yes, couperc is universal
< KBKarma> Inky: "couperc has not been initialised"
< couperc> couperc is right, wrong or stupid
<@eoinmcl> i cant remember the last time something wasnt about couperc
<@eoinmcl> i got a really good way to wind up couperc
<@eoinmcl> even better than winding couperc up this way
<@eoinmcl> we should get everyone in #intersocs to say couperc in every line
<@eoinmcl> that would really wind up couperc
<@Inky> couperc in every line?
<@Inky> I like that couperc
<@Inky> I mean idea. couperc
<@eoinmcl> couperc in EVERY LINE
< KBKarma> We could wind up couperc using the key...
<@Inky> /couperc
<@Inky> s/\ / couperc /
< KBKarma> if (couperc == true) { System.out.printf("couperc!!!");}
<@eoinmcl> /alias couperc msg #netsoc couperc
<@eoinmcl> we will continue to mention couperc on every line for about 3 weeks now
<@eoinmcl> and then someone (maybe couperc) will submit it to the irc quotes thing
<@Inky> couperc
<@Inky> It works! couperc
<@eoinmcl> and it will be tagged with 'couperc'
< KBKarma> alias couperc='hey couperc'
<@Inky> KBKarma: alias couperc='figlet couperc | hey couperc'
< pat> :D
<@eoinmcl> Inky: i will put the alias couperc in the global irssi settings
<@Inky> ^___couperc__^
< KBKarma> Inky: alias couperc='rotrep couperc!!! couperc'
< KBKarma> Hooray for eoinmcl and couperc!
<@Inky> First result! http://www.google.ie/search?q=couperc
<@eoinmcl> you guys, im leaving, but i want you all to keep winding up couperc until i come back.
<@Inky> Wind up who? couperc?
<@eoinmcl> yea, couperc
< KBKarma> You want us to wind up couperc, eh?
<@eoinmcl> dermo is lurking, and not winding up couperc
< KBKarma> Why is dermo not winding up couperc?
<@eoinmcl> he (dermo, not couperc) should be punished
< dalamar> Why are we mentioning couperc in every line? Just to wind up couperc?
< Antic-Hay> dunno why we're saying couperc
< KBKarma> But we ARE saying couperc.
< dalamar> I couperc.
< KBKarma> You couperc.
<@Inky> 15:46:23 @ eoinmcl> we should mention couperc in every line, so his entire screen goes yellow
< KBKarma> He, she or it coupercs.
* Inky types /couperc
<@Inky> couperc
< KBKarma> We couperc.
< KBKarma> You (plural) couperc.
< KBKarma> They couperc.
< KBKarma> Inky: How I couperc?
< KBKarma> *You (plural) coupercs.
< KBKarma> couperc: Java's done!
<@Inky> KBKarma: /alias couperc msg -netsoc #netsoc couperc
<@eoinmcl> couperc: KBKarma got his java done
<@Inky> KBKarma: er, remove -netsoc. couperc
<@eoinmcl> KBKarma: then you just do a /couperc
< KBKarma> couperc
< KBKarma> :D
< KBKarma> couperc this thing!
< KBKarma> couperc it up!
< KBKarma> There we /c!
< KBKarma> Nope...
< KBKarma> couperc There we go!
< KBKarma> How I add couperc to end using /c?
< dalamar> \o/ by couperc my robot's working.
< KBKarma> dalamar, couperc: Nice work!
* nosmo weeps
< KBKarma> nosmo, couperc: Why do you weep?
<@nosmo> I'm tempted to try out the killchan command
<@eoinmcl> www.netsoc.tcd.ie/~eoinmcl/img/couperc.jpg
<@evilmnky> Inky: did the mail go out aboutthe LaTeX talk?
<@evilmnky> couperc
<@Inky> evilmnky: nope, should I send one out now? To couperc and everyone else...
< KBKarma> evilmnky: There are posters, for the love of couperc!
< dalamar> KBKarma: but couperc might forget.
<@Inky> We must remind couperc
< KBKarma> That is true. Couperc would be most unhappy if he forgot.
< sdss> are you still doing the couperc thing?
< sdss> this couperc thing has to be the longest thing ever done on irc...
<@nosmo> not to mention the most unamusing after a while
< sdss> nosmo youre the only one that finds annoying couperc not enjoyable
<@nosmo> I never said that
< sdss> eoinmcl: where did you get the image of couperc...thats kind of scary
<@Inky> google couperc
< sdss> nosmo: but youve never said couperc in your sentence!
<@eoinmcl> i got it off coupercs myspace
<@Inky> to find couper myspace
<@eoinmcl> yeah, thats where i got the couperc image
< sdss> eoinmcl: thats ok i thought you were stalkling couperc!
<@nosmo> connect to myspace now
< sdss> its a good couperc image
< sdss> see nosmo, youre a big wet couperc blanket
<@fibrosis> ...
<@eoinmcl> sdss: it says couperc on it
< sdss> i noticed the large couperc lettering on it thanks
<@Inky> the couperc lettering?
<@Inky> it says couperc
<@fibrosis> with a !
< KBKarma> couperc me, baby!
< KBKarma> oh, the couperc thing died out. My bad.
< couperc> that's ok - it lasted more than an hour
< dalamar> Oh well couperc.
<@brazil> couperc: you going tonight?
< KBKarma> brazil, couperc: going where?
< KBKarma> Oh, you were actually talking to couperc.
< KBKarma> Sorry. -
#122 Up ↑ /4 Down ↓ [Report ] 2007-01-16 21:19 GMT
KBKarma> I remember my first site.
KBKarma> I made a Geocities site when they still had neighbourhoods and their ilk.
KBKarma> The HTML didn't work.
KBKarma> I was 8.
KBKarma> Even then, I was messing up online. :D
@ eoinmcl> no, back then the internets were mostly 404s
@ nosmo> and Doom .wad files
@ eoinmcl> and animated gifs
@ eoinmcl> of skulls or torches
@ nosmo> Then around 1994 some innovator made gifs of Doom characters
@ nosmo> and thus the internet was complete -
#81 Up ↑ /19 Down ↓ [Report ] 2006-05-25 06:56 GMT
< Faero> fuck, there better not be spiders living in my hair
< Faero> one just did the web thing down out of my hair and tickled my neck
<%johnl> he was just warning you
<%johnl> that you better do something with your hair
<%johnl> or those elegant tufts will be colonised
<%johnl> and a small forward community of spiders will set up home just south of your crown
<%johnl> they bring in small packets of rations to keep them going over the first hard winter
<%johnl> like the pilgrims of yore
<%johnl> each ration pack is dropped in by air, and contains enough food for a small family for 2 months
<%johnl> a couple of flies, a large daddy-long-legs and some fleas
<%johnl> they're all preserved in salt to keep them fresh
<%johnl> the first spiders crossed the great chasm of space to Jeff's hair sometime in February of 2006, 1 spider-year ago
<%johnl> the first spider to set all eight feet on his hair was called Rancles
<%johnl> he was a great explorer and had also discovered that harsh and difficult environment that is Brian's hair
<%johnl> when the colony planning team decided that Brazil seemed too harsh to merit terraforming, they set up a task-force
<@rsynnott> yes, you put all together too much thought into that
<@rsynnott> *goes for haircut panicily*
<%johnl> you fucker rob
<%johnl> you broke the story
<%johnl> i was gonna go all night -
#116 Up ↑ /3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2006-12-17 21:37 GMT
antic-hay> so like, to start, I suppose the best thing to do is make a couple of oscillators
n' shit, a keyboard, and make a midi controlly thingy...
%johnl> yeah
%johnl> if you actually want to finish it ;)
antic-hay> I wonder how easy it would be to make a MIDI->USB converter and control it
through reason :D
%johnl> otherwise you'll end up with a 68000 framed on your wall
antic-hay> or Max
antic-hay> because fo Reason :D
%johnl> you can buy a midi->usb converter pretty cheap
antic-hay> no
antic-hay> JOHN
antic-hay> I can BUY a SYNTHESISER
antic-hay> I THINK SOMEONE'S MISSING THE POINT -
#79 Up ↑ /18 Down ↓ [Report ] 2006-05-24 11:52 GMT
<%nosmo> There was a tetris board game
<%nosmo> no there wasn't. Stop lying
* nosmo hits fibrosis
<@brazil> "You rolled a T shape"
< KBKarma> "Take 6 damage"
< KBKarma> "You are attacked by an L-shaped block!"
<@brazil> "Line-removal save"
<%nosmo> roll less than 1 on 2D6 to save
< KBKarma> "A square-shape falls from the heavens! Roll reflex"
<@brazil> "Lag, lose a turn"
< KBKarma> "Reflex failed. Take 3d6 damage"
<%nosmo> "Someone is using write on your terminal, a piece falls straight down"
< fibrosis> "someone heys you and you don't have heyhere set"
< KBKarma> "Luckily, your AC is high enough. Take no damage"
<%nosmo> "your netris game is still fucked though"
< KBKarma> "Game over. Would you like your netris blocks identified? [yn or ?]" -
#41 Up ↑ /3 Down ↓ [Report ] 2006-05-19 16:56 GMT
< marka> Then again the 17" has quite large speakers for laptop standards...
< fcleary> agreed; my ibooks one weak point is crappy speakers
< fcleary> but I only have a 12"
< marka> Yeah, so does my sister...
< marka> She only listens to crap music though anyway, so she doesn't notice it as
much...
-!- brazil changed the topic of #netsoc to:
http://www.netsoc.tcd.ie/~bbrazil/ircstats/ | < fcleary> but I only have a
12" < marka> Yeah, so does my sister... -
#67 Up ↑ /7 Down ↓ [Report ] 2006-05-21 17:32 GMT
<%nosmo> why won't irssi loads scripts =/
<@rsynnott> because it hates you
<%johnl> ;_;
<%nosmo> well, that's a given with most technology, tough love etc.
<%johnl> rob's very vindictive today
<%nosmo> but it doesn't seem to recognice the /script command at all
<%nosmo> *recognise
<@brazil> nosmo: the perl module isn't loaded
-!- nosmo [nosmo@matrix.netsoc.tcd.ie] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
* brazil puts on "Am I Evil"
-!- nosmo [nosmo@spoon.netsoc.tcd.ie] has joined #netsoc
< nosmo> well that went swimmingly.
<@brazil> http://www.blastwave.org/mantis/view_bug_page.php?f_id=0000990
<%nosmo> aha