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#310 Up ↑ /1 Down ↓ [Report ] 2007-06-08 10:37 GMT
< irokie> also, my brain keeps telling me what happens everytime i send a message online. it's like "when you hit that key, the ssh application passes it to the transport layer provided by the os TCP/IP stack"
< irokie> and on and on and on
< irokie> that's the tired, mainly
< couperc> neeerrrrdd
< irokie> couperc: i'll fucking stab you with a fragmented IP datagram -
#348 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-04-27 21:07 GMT
<@nosmo> ... why am I asking such things
<@fibrosis> they fascinate you
<@fibrosis> like when you see an ugly person on the street
<@fibrosis> you tink
<@fibrosis> "are they constantly miserable"
< iriffie> fibrosis: i saw some hideous people in the street the other day and i thought just that!
<@fibrosis> gg
< iriffie> of course, first i thought WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT! then i thought HOLY SHIT, LET ME NEVER SPILL MY SEED ON ANYTHING THAT HIDEOUS! then i looked for things to beat them and make them go away. later, when i was feeling more reflective, and let's be fair, happy to have escaped alive, i started trying to see things from their point of view.
< iriffie> only i couldn't see shit, cos they had noses like their own personal, permanent solar eclipses.
<@nosmo> what a story
<@nosmo> passing that mirror factory every day must destroy your self esteem
< iriffie> deftly played. you shit gargler. -
#346 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2008-04-22 10:48 GMT
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11:45 < nox> today is the day of room inspections in halls
11:45 < irokie> well, that was a given.
11:46 < irokie> my farts are propulsive today.
11:46 < nox> I arrived home last nite, out of it in a large way, to find my roommates cleaning at 1.30 am
11:46 < socbot> Inky: we are rid of shitty un-funny puns...
11:46 < nox> I wandered around the kitchen looking intently at stuff for a while
11:46 < nox> they are now wrried about me ^_^
11:47 < irokie> socbot has achieved sentience. -
#332 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2007-10-15 09:54 GMT
<@fibrosis> I hate web 2.0.
<@fibrosis> OMG SHAER TEH RAINBOW LOLOLOL
<@fibrosis> XMLLLL
<@fibrosis> CONNECT TO SSH NOW
<@fibrosis> WE'RE ALL FRIENDS ON THE INTERNET
<@fibrosis> ADD NOTES TO MY FUCKING PHOTOS
<@fibrosis> SNAP.COM PREVIEWS ON EVERYTHING PLZ
<@fibrosis> HERE'S MY TOP 10 LIST OF EXCELLENT TOP 10 LISTS
<@fibrosis> AND MY SHITY UNQUALIFIED OPINION ON WHY TOP 10 LISTS ARE SO GREAT
<@fibrosis> AFLKHJAFEASFHJKL -
#331 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2007-10-12 16:36 GMT
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<@dermo> AGH!! it's bob, everyone hide!
< bob> flee my mighty (and slightly lost) wrath
<@evilmnky> bob: are you here proposition people?
< bob> yes; i propose that all bow down and worship me
< bob> like unto a god, verily
<@evilmnky> bob, in here, i have ops and you don't!
< bob> yes, but irl i can kick you ass. gimme ops.
< bob> also, tell me reil != reilly
<@evilmnky> well reillys in here....
<@evilmnky> but its possible shes reil|away at the minute
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#328 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2007-10-02 21:33 GMT
< atlas> How's Wherever-you-are-on-sea?
< Princess> lol
< Princess> egham is good :D
< munky> isn;t that where foot and mouth is
< Princess> munky: yep
< munky> yarr, Princess has foot and mouth
< couperc> or bluetongue
< Princess> munky: yep, I've been dancing in all the parks, just so I can spread it :D
< couperc> *cough* not how you spread F&M *cough*
< Princess> *cough* taking the piss *cough*
< munky> Princess: are you a cow?
< Princess> munky: with the amount I've eaten tonight, I'm some sort of heifer all right -
#326 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2007-09-28 01:51 GMT
< kevinly> man
< kevinly> i'll just part
< kevinly> it's better that way
* kevinly has left #netsoc
< stroan> does kevinly have strong opinions? or was he just afraid of shredding me into a bloody pulp?
<@fibrosis> kevinly's not afraid of anything
<@fibrosis> he's a man's man
<@fibrosis> I once saw him kill a bear by internet slagging it
< Inky> ima internret slag u litle bear cnut
< stroan> he once shot down a plane in WWII by making a gun with his hands and shouting BANG
<@fibrosis> his name is an anagram of cold-blooded killer
< Inky> I hear he chews steel and shits bullets
< stroan> kevinly formulated a unified field theory and used it to open the gordian knot. Then he had sex.
<@fibrosis> he's so tough, he made a mirror look the other way
< Inky> he took first prize in a demolition derby using only his fists
< Inky> I can sense him staring at me...
<@fibrosis> without him, netsoc falls apart -
#319 Up ↑ /0 Down ↓ [Report ] 2007-08-03 13:33 GMT
< irokie> couperc: unnecessarily long
< couperc> that's not what she said
<@nosmo> Indeed. However, she then went on to highlight the fact that the importance of length is a masculine construct, most likely founded in the pornography and that girth is a much bigger factor in female arousal, furthermore highlighting the fact that you lack said quality.
< couperc> heh